Mar 13, 2026

Isaac Ordonez at Paris Fashion Week, with some boyfriends, Lucas from "Stranger Things," and the "Red, White, and Royal Blue" guy

How the heck in a billion years can this post possibly be considered "sensitive"? There's not a single reference to bedroom stuff or beneath-the-belt parts anywhere, and no photo shows anything more than a bicep. Is it because of the word g*y again?

Link to the not fully clothed photos

Isaac Ordonez is best known as the sweet, queer-coded Pugsley Addams on Wednesday,, and he's been in a few other tv shows and shorts, but he seems to be more interested in modeling. In March 2026, he hit Paris Fashion Week.

He modeled the androgynous "Washed Out Match," by LaCoste designer Pelagia Kolotourosos. She was inspired by a tennis game René Lacoste tried to play in 1923: it was washed out due to bad weather, but fans showed up anyway.

Dressed like this?

Galore comments: "Isaac loves taking risks -- experimenting with textures, fabrics, and silhouettes."

And gender stereotypes.

Here Isaac schmoozes with fellow LaCoste model Taylor Zakhar Perez, who played Alex in Red White and Royal Blue: The bad-boy son of the U.S. President, who falls in love with the stick-in-the-mud Prince Henry of Britain.

Taylor's modeling is more masculine-coded, but he uses the same face-up pose. Isaac has a bigger Adam's apple.

I don't think that Isaac is particularly drawn to LGBTQ actors, like Alfie Williams: he also posts photos with straight actors Aubrey Plaza (Rio on Agatha All Along) and Caleb McLaughlin (Lucas on Stranger Things).

Wait -- Aubrey Plaza is bi, and Lucas -- straight, but can you figure out why he might be of interest to a LGBTQ teen anyway?

Boyfriends after the break

Interviews omit any questions about Isaac's dating activity, but I don't think anyone doubts that he is LGBTQ. Well, maybe an occasional fangirl. A Tiktok poster asks "why doesn't Isaac have a girlfriend yet?", with the answer: "He's waiting to meet me, the Girl of His Dreams."

And maybe his mother. The text in Portuguese reads:

My Mom: Do you have any girlfriends?
Me: Excuse me?

But Isaac speaks Spanish. I think this is fan art (the colors are from the g*y pride flag, distinct from the LGBTQ Rainbow Flag).

Otherwise it's a matter of "Who is his boyfriend?" or "What boy should he date?" Most often the answer is Moosa Mpstafa, Pugsley's buddy Eugene on Wednesday. But I don't see a lot of evidence of the two being close in real life -- or Moosa being into guys.

Isaac's social media contains lots of posts with his buds, from left to right, Cameron Crovetti, Luke Busey, Mikhail Novick, Nicholas Crovetti, Jacob Childress. But only a few one-on-one activities that might signify dating.